Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Sleep Deprivation
In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...