Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...