Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...