Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Victorias Secret…
TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN’T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA’S SECRET10. Does this come...