Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.