One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...