Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
The nun get’s her fortune
This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...