A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
A very modest lady applied for a job…
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...