Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...