It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
mosquito go to the dentist
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Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
Throw away exhibits
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Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...
A mouse in a minefield!
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I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...