Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...