Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!