Why 40 Years of Sex Life
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and...
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My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.