Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Buckeyes vs Wolverines!
In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there’s a sign stating –...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...