Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Sue over the property
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...