Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
Smoking doesn\’t kill people…
All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...