Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...