Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
An economist’s logic
|A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...