A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
A look at the Iraqi TV Guide.
MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00...
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...