What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...