OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband…
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...