Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Finding the right answers
Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...