Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Real advertisements 02
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...