How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...