Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital…
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital and goes to the train station. He gets...