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Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
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Turtle and a Blonde?
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What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
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The Hunt
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go...
Pilot On Drugs
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David Beckham
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Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...