Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...