The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife…
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Teaching
Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...