The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Bible Talk!
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house,...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it...