I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...