He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
An American and an Irishman
|An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...