In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...