An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and the...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...