What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...