yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...