To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...