GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...