Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital…
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.