What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...