Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...