Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
A rural Frenchman was on trial…
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...