How do you make a butterfly
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Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Computer Acronyms
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M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...