One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...