The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?