Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Nerds versus jocks
|An answer to the eternal question “Is it better to be a jock or...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Marriage quotes 03
|This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...