Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...