Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...