Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!