Difference
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Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
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|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
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In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
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Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGEIt has been brought to our attention that some...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...