glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
On Alimony
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Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans,...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...