Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Christmas downsizing
|Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
Number One Sport
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The...
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...