Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...