A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
Sudanese government
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Star Warts!
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Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...