The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...