Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
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Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
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A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??
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One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....