People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Some of the myths about marriage…
TOP15.Some of the myths about marriage… Husband and wife are getting all snugly in...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...