I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.