What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...