No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
OJ\’s URL
OJ Simpson’s website address:www dot ‘o’ dot ‘j’ dot com backslash backslash backslash escape.
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Someone died playing golf
|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...