A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...