Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...