When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Missy in heat
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...