Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...
Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...