Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...