Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
Bashing Blondes…part 3!
Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...